Oysters for Christmas


Order UK oysters now
for Christmas/New Year
and share the joy-ster
with free oysters!

Early Bird Offer

Simply Oysters Map

Choose from the largest
selection of Pacific and
Native Oysters in the UK.
Simply Oysters Map

All oysters packed to order,
and couriered direct from
UK oyster farms to you.
You'll receive the freshest
and finest oysters possible!

Christmas Offers

Offer 1*
Free Oysters
Order 48 oysters for
Christmas/New Year and
we'll add 3 free oysters
to your order,
with our compliments.

Offer 2*
- 20% Off -
Oyster Trays 6 & 12

Offer 3*
Christmas/New Year Draw
Buy oysters and/or any
other products from us, and
we'll enter you into our draw
to win 36/24 free oysters!
2 draws, 2 winners

*Info at Early Bird Offer

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Simply Oysters

Choose from the LARGEST Selection of Fresh Oysters in the UK
Order and buy fresh Pacific and/or Native Oysters with our Simply Oysters Map
Christmas Orders: Order oysters now for Christmas! The last date for orders is 10am on 23 December. The last delivery date is on 24 December. No deliveries from 25 to 28 December.
New Year's Orders: The last date for orders is 10am on 29 December. The last delivery date is on 30 December. No deliveries from 31 December to 4 January 2016. Normal deliveries resume from 5 January 2016 onwards.
Established in 2013, and a world first, our Simply Oysters Map offers the largest selection of fresh Pacific (Rock) and Native (Flat or European) Oysters in the UK. All oysters shown on our Map are responsibly and sustainably harvested by EU licensed oyster farms in the UK. For freshness and quality, all oysters are packed fresh to order by the oyster farms, and delivered the next day by courier to most addresses in mainland UK.
Besides the UK, we supply oysters to Europe and America. Minimum order is 150 oysters and additional courier delivery fees apply. Please email your order to team@simplyoysters.com
Oysters Map UK Oyster Knife Honeywell Chainex Chainmail Oyster Glove simplyshuck Oyster Tray
Ready, steady, shuck!
We've tried and tested lots of different oyster utensils to shuck (open) oysters. For us, the best way to shuck oysters precisely and safely is with a Wusthof Oyster Knife, and a Honeywell Chainmail Oyster Glove. Then, serve au natural or cooked oysters on our all-in-one simplyshuck Oyster Trays.
Oyster recipes and more...
Discover more about the wonderful world of oysters! Find out why the oyster is considered one of the top superfoods by nutritionists. Learn how to store, open, and eat oysters. Try our favourite oyster recipes - simply delicious! See our List of Best Oyster Bars UK; Best Mobile Oyster Bars UK; Oyster Festivals UK; and Oyster Festivals USA. Take an oyster history tour. And, much more.
The world is your oyster. Dive in!
Carol & Jeremy
Founders & Owners